Newman: Now, all we need is a reason why you were going to commit suicide.
Kramer: I never had an air conditioner.
Newman: No! That’s no reason to kill yourself!
Kramer: Why? It gets hot at night, you can’t sleep. You ever tried to sleep in a really hot room?
Newman: Every night I sleep in a really hot room, I don’t want to kill myself.
Kramer: Well, I slept in really hot rooms and I wanted to kill myself.” —