July 2009
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Seinfeld
- Jerry: Elaine, see this T-shirt, six years I've had this T-shirt. It's my best one. I call him... 'Golden Boy.'
- Elaine: I'm on the phone here.
- Jerry: Golden Boy is always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry. Here, touch Golden Boy!
- Elaine: No thanks. (to the phone) Yeah, Yeah I'll hold.
- Jerry: But see, look at the collar, see, it's fraying. Golden Boy is slowly dying. Each wash brings him one step closer, that's what makes the T-shirt such a tragic figure.
- Elaine: Why don't you just let Golden Boy... soak in the sink with some Woolite?
- Jerry: No! The reason he's iron man is because he goes out there and plays every game. Wash! Spin! Rinse! Spin! You take that away from him, you break his spirit!
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Seinfeld: The Dinner Party
- Jerry: Uh, I don't feel so good.
- Elaine: What's wrong?
- Jerry: My stomach, I , I think it was that cookie.
- Elaine: The black and white?
- Jerry: Yeah.
- Elaine: Not getting along?
Favourite Seinfeld moments.
This is from season 3 episode 11 - The Alternate Side.
George was charged with moving cars from one side of the street to the other while Sid goes to visit his sister. Sid comes back to discover many of his customers have cancelled on him because their cars got damaged.
Sid: Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don’t take no more
sense than putting on a pair of pants. My question to you is who’s putting your
pants on?
George: I put my pants on, Sid.
Sid: I don’t believe you. If you can put your pants on, you can move those
cars.
George: Well I don’t want to get into a big dispute about the pants.(via seinfeldscripts.com)
Fictional Films from Seinfeld
Rochelle, Rochelle
Prognosis Negative
Sack Lunch
Chunnel
Blimp
CheckMate
Agent Zero
Brown-Eyed Girl
Chow Fun
Cupid’s Rival
Firestorm
Mountain High
“No soup for you.”
—Seinfeld (via intherye)
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“I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
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George
“The Doodle” Seinfeld
(via alison89)