Jerry: Now listen Putty, when we first started this deal I thought things were...– The Dealership - Seinfeld (via calbot)
George: Every time I leave my house now I have to call everybody I know and ask...– The Parking Space - Seinfeld (via calbot)
monotonebanana: old snl with seinfeld as the history teacher
sublmnldesign: Seinfeld = one of the best shows to ever grace the TV screen… period. No questions…
Kramer: Are you sure you don't have a fax machine? You know, there's a lot of stuff in my apartment I've never seen.
Elaine: Then maybe YOU have a fax machine!
Kramer: You just blew my mind.